Friday, 23 March 2012
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I'm claiming Minority Status!
I'm a Heterosexual Monogamous WASP (actually part Cherokee, but we'll forget that for now) Male who believes in Marriage only between a man and a woman and who feels bullied by Homosexuals. I appear to be a minority according to the major news outlets and some major Corporations like Home Depot and Starbucks. I am officially asking the ACLU and all other liberal organizations to support me in my fight because I am being offended and oppressed by all the Homosexual programming and advertising. It is so detrimental that it is damaging my self-worth and I might be suicidal (OK, just mildly agitated). I am officially starting The Hetrosexual Man Woman Marraige Association or HMWMA. Apply here by giving your personal testimony. We will start act up activities at Gay Pride Parades and Hair salons in your community soon! "We're Straight, Happily Married, and We're not going to take it!"
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I think you are SOL. Pardon my French.
Simply being a minority doesn't mean your cause is worthwhile. But nice try.